After much debate and personal reflection, I have decided to run a write-in campaign for the vacant Bishop seat we currently have in the Diocese. If someone is interested in the Auxiliary Bishop spot, let me know and we can run as a team.
If you vote for me, I will make all priests wear cassocks. No more short sleeve shirts with tab collars. They can get much further with the Lord if they learn not to offend his eyes.
If you vote for me, I will close any church that remotely resembles a Pizza Hut.
If you vote for me, I will take the money from the Annual Appeal, buy the building Planned Parenthood operates from, and evict them. We can do this continually every year just to piss them off.
That's just a starting place. I have plenty more ideas if you vote me.
Remember on Tuesday, Vote Traddy For Bishop!
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Wednesday, October 28, 2009
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