Being told that the American flag is incendiary is something I would like to happen to me.
I'm a bit of a hothead, I have a bit of a temper. I am a patriot.
These things don't seem to go well together, especially in today's political climate.
I'm gonna have to go and get me one of them there American flag t-shirts.
Let's see who I can piss off with my patriotism.